Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”

2 weeks ago with 92934via , source

thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????

myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:

IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS

This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

2 weeks ago with 464142via , source

feedthenose:

+

2 weeks ago with 1776via , source

mistitled:

*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*

2 weeks ago with 167072via , source

Private gig in Minneapolis, MN 18.07.2013

2 weeks ago with 2215via , source

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

2 weeks ago with 229826via , source

lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

2 weeks ago with 268239via , source

venusian-eyes:

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

oh my god

2 weeks ago with 411396via

albrie:

wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET

2 weeks ago with 215100via , source
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